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Funny Questions About Life - Part 2
Back by popular demand, and because if I watch one more reality show I'm going to combust, I bring you, More funny questions About Life. Yes, it's time once again to pretend you're working while reading these idiotic, questions that have virtually no purpose or redeeming value what so ever. The good news however, is that they contain absolutely no trans fats and are loaded with vitamin B12. Ready? Here we go!
Funny - humorous - mildly amusing Questions 1: What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? How do deer know to cross at that yellow deer crossing sign? If a cow could laugh, would milk come out of it's nose? When French people swear, do they say, "pardon my English"?
Comical - weird - witless Questions 2: How fast do hot cakes really sell? Why is the word abbreviation such a long word? How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges in it? Do fish get cramps after eating?
Ridiculous - zany - laughable Questions 3: Why do they call those small candy bars 'fun size"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a large one? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is the slowest time of the day for traffic called rush hour? If stocks go down any further shouldn't they change the name from Wall Street to Wall Mart Street?
Even more funny - giggle proof - joke filled Questions 4: Why do banks chain down the pens but keep the doors unlocked? Pineapple. No pine, no apples. What's up with that? Why do drive up ATM machines have braille number pads? If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?
Wry - slapstick - side splitting Questions 5: Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why could the Mission Impossible people always solve the mission? Why do they report power outages on TV?
Zany - laughable - toungue-in-cheek Questions 6: Is there another word for thesaurus? Why is lemon juice made with artificial ingredients while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why do some water bottles have ingredients listed on them? Why do they put a post office box outside a post office if you're already there?
Even more funny - ridiculous - nonsensical Questions 7: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Who shuts the bus door when the bus driver gets off? Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours? Why do bags of nuts have "may contain nuts" printed on them?
Now some of these you may have heard before and some may be brand new. But no matter what your opinion might be, that was about three minutes of your life you'll never get back. Still, I hope you enjoyed More Funny Questions Of Life. Look for Part Three coming to an internet near you. For more entertainment, please re-read, laugh, and repeat. That's it for now. I'm not kidding. Really. Elvis has left the building.
About the Author
Halacious is an award winning copywriter, author, and proud co-owner of http://www.kiddiekort.com
For even more Funny Questions About Life, go to: http://funny-questions.blogspot.com
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Fat $11.81 Rob Grant's new novel is a revelation. After INCOMPETENCE we would all have expected a killingly funny satire. And in its satire of our obsession with body image, of how the media makes us what we are FAT is certainly that. But in its depiction of Grenville, a fat man at his wits end with the need to be thin; of Hayleigh, a teenage girl obsessed with her terror of being fat and of Jeremy, the self-absorbed, self-adoring 'conceptualist' employed to promote the government's new 'Fat Farms' Rob Grant has given us, yes a very, very funny book, but also an immensely moving and personal novel about how we all feel about our bodies. As Grenville deals with the humilation and daily indignity of being fat, as Hayleigh struggles to deal with her anorexia and as Jeremy comes to terms with the dangerous lies at the centre of the government's new health regime FAT takes us on a hilarious and thought-provoking journey through our all-consuming obession with fat. This is a hilariously moving, movingly hilarious novel and marks a massive step-change in Rob Grant's growth as a writer. Here is a hugely commerical new voice in mainstream, high concept, high in poly-saturates, commercial fiction. It's also safe to say that with this new novel, he's writing about what he knows . . . |
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Fat Kids $3.99 Fat Kids Refrigerator Magnet A funny play on words. Size is approximate. Overweight, plump, pedophile. |
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Ewe is not Fat Funny Sweatshirt by CafePress $39.5 Ewe is not fat, ewe is fluffy Funny Sweatshirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Warm up in our stylin' Hanes Heavyweight 90/10 cotton/polyester sweatshirt. Thick but not bulky, for maximum comfort and durability whether you're working out or hanging out. 10.1 oz. patented PrintPro174; fabric in a 90/10 cotton/polyester |
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A Fat Ass Funny Sweatshirt by CafePress $39.5 A fat ass is a sign of a life well lived Funny Sweatshirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Warm up in our stylin' Hanes Heavyweight 90/10 cotton/polyester sweatshirt. Thick but not bulky, for maximum comfort and durability whether you're working out or hanging out. 10.1 oz. patented PrintPro174; fabric in a 90/10 cotton/polyester |
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Fat Suit - Funny Costume Accessories $37.94 This female Fat Suit has a amply padded stomach, chest and behind and makes a hilarious addition to just about any costume! |
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Not Fat Funny Cap by CafePress $17 Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Pre Funny Cap . Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Pre |
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Fat Cat Funny Sweatshirt by CafePress $39.5 I'm not fat I'm just heavily built says this cat. He may not meet the standards of a cat super model, but he IS cute And he's got a wonderful personality. Or is that cat-ality? Funny Sweatshirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Warm up in our stylin' Hanes Heavyweight 90/10 cotton/polyester sweatshirt. Thick but not bulky, for maximum comfort and durability whether you're working out or hanging out. 10.1 oz. patented PrintPro174; fabric in a 90/10 cotton/polyester |
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Fat Cat Funny Mug by CafePress $15 I'm not fat I'm just heavily built says this cat. He may not meet the standards of a cat super model, but he IS cute And he's got a wonderful personality. Or is that cat-ality? Funny Mug The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special. Measures 3.75 tall, 3 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe. |
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Fat Dog Funny Sweatshirt by CafePress $39.5 Here's a cute graphic to show your love for your fat baby dog Funny Sweatshirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Warm up in our stylin' Hanes Heavyweight 90/10 cotton/polyester sweatshirt. Thick but not bulky, for maximum comfort and durability whether you're working out or hanging out. 10.1 oz. patented PrintPro174; fabric in a 90/10 cotton/polyester |
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Ewe is not Fat Funny Women's T-Shirt by CafePress $22 Ewe is not fat, ewe is fluffy Funny Women's T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton Women's tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. 5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Fat Albert Funny Boxer Shorts by CafePress $16 Keywords: funny t-shirts, fat albert, college humor hey hey hey tshirts, fat is okay tees, o.k. gag gifts, African American quote mugs, bill cosby stickers, humorous cartoon hats, animated sayings Funny Boxer Shorts Enjoy the roomy comfort of our sexy boxers as underwear or sleepwear. They're 100% cotton, open fly for thinking outside the boxers. Boxers, because you don't want to be brief.. . |
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Pregnant not fat Funny Maternity T-Shirt by CafePress $28.5 Let them know that extra weight is baby fat with this Pregnant not fat funny pregnancy saying. Funny Maternity T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton mid-weight jersey maternity tee is super soft and comfortable. A scoop neck with side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for you and your little one.5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton . Scoop |
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Pregnant not fat Funny Women's Tank Top by CafePress $22 Let them know that extra weight is baby fat with this Pregnant not fat funny pregnancy saying. Funny Women's Tank Top Sporty and sexy, wear our women's tank top to beat the summer heat or workout in cool comfort. Our tank top is made of 100% combed ring spun cotton, and cut for a close, fashionable fit. Neck and armhole are carefully shaped to conceal a bra.6.1 o |
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Ewe is not Fat Funny White T-Shirt by CafePress $22 Ewe is not fat, ewe is fluffy Funny White T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The white t-shirt is a timeless classic for a reason; it should be a staple in every wardrobe. It is clean, simple, and durable. The best part is you can wear it with anything. This 100% cotton T-shirt is so comfortable you'll want to wear it to bed. |
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Ewe is not Fat Funny Baseball Jersey by CafePress $32.5 Ewe is not fat, ewe is fluffy Funny Baseball Jersey Our 100% cotton Baseball Jersey is a sporty hit with both men and women whether you're in the game or just looking the part in great run-around casual-wear. Choose red, blue or black sleeves. 6.1 oz. 100% heavyweight cotton. Standard f |
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Fat Tux - Funny Baseball Jersey by CafePress $32.5 Fat Tux - Baseball Jersey Funny Baseball Jersey Our 100% cotton Baseball Jersey is a sporty hit with both men and women whether you're in the game or just looking the part in great run-around casual-wear. Choose red, blue or black sleeves. 6.1 oz. 100% heavyweight cotton. Standard f |
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Baby Fat Funny Women's T-Shirt by CafePress $22 Does this baby make me look fat? A humorous way to show off your pregnancy. Funny Women's T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton Women's tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. 5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Fat Ninja Funny Blanket Wrap by CafePress $39.5 The Fat Ninja will get you Or at least make you laugh Funny Blanket Wrap The real reason dinosaurs went extinct was their inability to use their arms. This blanket wrap is the multi-tasker's dream come true and a must have for all homes. Whether it's watching TV while munching on snacks or chatting on the phone while surfing |
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Fat Men Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Cap by CafePress $17 Fat men really are harder to kidnap, they are just...soooo fat I mean if they lost a bit of weight they'd be easier to pick up and run away with. Maybe that's why girls are more popular? Funny Cap . Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Pre |
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My Fat Funny Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 Does my fat make me look fat? Funny Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Don't waste time deciding on which shirt to put on each morning. This dark shirt t-shirt will never go out of style and hides stains better too. This high-quality t-shirt is pre-shrunk and 100% cotton, which makes it both comfortable and durable. |
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Fat Cat Funny Zip Hoodie dark by CafePress $45 Sure, a fat cat can be a politician or anybody else with money and/or power. It can also just be, well, a corpulent feline. So whether you are a fat cat or just own one, this is the design for you Funny Zip Hoodie dark Zip around town in style with this zip-up hooded sweatshirt. Made of soft fleece, it keeps you and anyone next to you toasty. Yet it's rugged enough for impromptu games of touch football.10 oz. fleece blend 90% cotton/10% polyester. |
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Fat Friend Catapult Funny Ringer T by CafePress $22.25 No see saws only catapults is so rude to fat people in many ways. What a crude way to get a laugh These adult shirts, and designs will make you the life of the party and with all fat people too. Funny Ringer T The Ringer T has made a fashion comeback, and ours is a popular favorite. This classic style is sure to impress even the most discerning t-shirt connoisseur with an eye for retro-coolness. Great for relaxing in comfort year-round.5.5 oz. 100% pres |
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Fat Ass Funny Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 Do you have a fat ass, or are you a fat ass? Wear this shirt and let everyone know you are beating them to the punch line. Funny Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Don't waste time deciding on which shirt to put on each morning. This dark shirt t-shirt will never go out of style and hides stains better too. This high-quality t-shirt is pre-shrunk and 100% cotton, which makes it both comfortable and durable. |
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Fat Ass Funny Women's Tank Top by CafePress $22 Do you have a fat ass, or are you a fat ass? Wear this shirt and let everyone know you are beating them to the punch line. Funny Women's Tank Top Sporty and sexy, wear our women's tank top to beat the summer heat or workout in cool comfort. Our tank top is made of 100% combed ring spun cotton, and cut for a close, fashionable fit. Neck and armhole are carefully shaped to conceal a bra.6.1 o |
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Pregnant not Fat BBQ Funny Apron by CafePress $22 Hilarious maternity t-shirt or gift for an expecting mom to be. Funny statement about being pregnant and not fat makes awesome baby shower gift. Humorous pregnancy clothes and gifts for new moms Funny Apron Great in the kitchen or at the BBQ, our mid-length apron provides great coverage to help keep spills and splatters off your clothes. Makes a great gift for gourmets or grill-masters. Ties at neck and waist. Two center-stitched bottom compartment pouches f |
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Pregnant not Fat Funny Women's Tank Top by CafePress $22 Hilarious maternity t-shirt or gift for an expecting mom to be. Funny statement about being pregnant and not fat makes awesome baby shower gift. Humorous pregnancy clothes and gifts for new moms Funny Women's Tank Top Sporty and sexy, wear our women's tank top to beat the summer heat or workout in cool comfort. Our tank top is made of 100% combed ring spun cotton, and cut for a close, fashionable fit. Neck and armhole are carefully shaped to conceal a bra.6.1 o |
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Pregnant not Fat Funny Women's Raglan Hoodie by CafePress $34 Hilarious maternity t-shirt or gift for an expecting mom to be. Funny statement about being pregnant and not fat makes awesome baby shower gift. Humorous pregnancy clothes and gifts for new moms Funny Women's Raglan Hoodie Our Womenrsquo;s Raglan Hoodie is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, so it feels great against the skin. This zip up hoodie is side-seamed for a contoured fit. Itrsquo;s an easy way to look great after a workout, or hanging out in comfort. Preshrun |
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Pregnant not Fat Funny Maternity T-Shirt by CafePress $28.5 Hilarious maternity t-shirt or gift for an expecting mom to be. Funny statement about being pregnant and not fat makes awesome baby shower gift. Humorous pregnancy clothes and gifts for new moms Funny Maternity T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton mid-weight jersey maternity tee is super soft and comfortable. A scoop neck with side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for you and your little one.5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton . Scoop |
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No Fat Chicks Allowed BBQ Funny Apron by CafePress $22 The Alpha Male can be cocky, rude and offensive and this design proves just that. Maybe you are just the guy that lwants to be funny with this harmless no fat chicks design Funny Apron Great in the kitchen or at the BBQ, our mid-length apron provides great coverage to help keep spills and splatters off your clothes. Makes a great gift for gourmets or grill-masters. Ties at neck and waist. Two center-stitched bottom compartment pouches f |
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Fat is the new black. Funny Baseball Jersey by CafePress $32.5 Funny slogan Fat is the new black Funny Baseball Jersey Our 100% cotton Baseball Jersey is a sporty hit with both men and women whether you're in the game or just looking the part in great run-around casual-wear. Choose red, blue or black sleeves. 6.1 oz. 100% heavyweight cotton. Standard f |
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Fat Santa Funny White T-Shirt by CafePress $22 I I look fat in this suit with a picture of the Santa. Funny Christmas design. Makes a cool Christmas gift. Funny White T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The white t-shirt is a timeless classic for a reason; it should be a staple in every wardrobe. It is clean, simple, and durable. The best part is you can wear it with anything. This 100% cotton T-shirt is so comfortable you'll want to wear it to bed. |
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Fat Kid Funny Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 Show your pudgy pride with this tee that proclaims how you became who you are today. Fat kids, stand up and show the world who you are or were with the I was the fat kid shirt Funny Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Don't waste time deciding on which shirt to put on each morning. This dark shirt t-shirt will never go out of style and hides stains better too. This high-quality t-shirt is pre-shrunk and 100% cotton, which makes it both comfortable and durable. |
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Fat Cats Funny Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 See More at http://Label-Me-Happy.com Cat Lovers and Fat Cat Lovers in particular, will love our Fat Cats are Where It's At logo...perfect for every feline connoisseur on your gift list Funny Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Don't waste time deciding on which shirt to put on each morning. This dark shirt t-shirt will never go out of style and hides stains better too. This high-quality t-shirt is pre-shrunk and 100% cotton, which makes it both comfortable and durable. |
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Fat Suit Costume - Adult $54.95 The Fat Suit is funny. Everyone knows it. It’s a hard joke to argue with, that’s why you see it so often. Do we need to intellectualize why this it’s awesome that we live in a society where you can by a fat suit with the click of a button? No, of course I don’t, because you are already reading this. I don’t need to sell you on this thing.The Fat Suit Costume only comes with itself, but that’s all you need. It is a joke on its own, a personal engine of hilarity. We’re well into the 21st century and fat is still funny. I hope that never changes. |
