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![]() Vintage JC Penny Snowmobile suit Black Yellow fantastic condition womens medium US $30.00
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My son, Eli, was a reluctant football player. He loved the camaraderie, and disliked the level of exertion and toughness of the actual "play". He was one of those big, athletically gifted kids whom the coaches salivated over, then spent the rest of the season trying to instill the "killer instinct" in a kid who was better suited to be the team chaplain.
Whatever Eli lacked along the competitive lines was made up for by an awakening of some latent, primal fierceness in his mother. You have to be a little tough to even sign up for football in Minnesota: us moms, Halloween just around the corner, standing in the slush, bundled in blankets and stuffed in snowmobile suits, with blaze orange knit caps or whatever is in the back of the truck (I once donned a horse blanket), watching our 5th graders battling bravely. I guess you could say it builds character, or something.
One thing it does build, for sure, is the capacity of an introvert to arrive at the game field, set up her folding chair, make sure her toddler is installed on a blanket with some toys, exchange pleasantries with the other Rebels moms, and then undergo a Hulk-like transformation from mild-mannered-mom to bloodthirsty Valkyrie.
That a classical musician, charm school alumna, public servant and veritable church lady could morph into an aggressive, shouting sideline nutcase who would run the length of the field as though carrying the ball herself, really mystified me. Who was this person, anyway? Was it a link back to ancient queens who, like Olympias, the quintessential scheming, over-involved mother of Alexander the Great, would stop at nothing to ruthlessly promote her son's rise to glory ahead of his rivals'? Is it the nature of mothers to promote our offspring as though the fate of the Empire depended on it?
I always knew I'd do anything to protect my children. I didn't think that same primal instinct would also extend to promoting them. There was clearly something in me that caused me to act outside my comfort zone without even thinking about it. And to my horror, the behavior didn't just stop at energetic enthusiasm. I found myself sneering at the opposing moms. I uttered a couple of low-volume vituperatives when the umpire or referee, whichever one does football, made a bad call. I almost made an unladylike gesture, but caught myself before the finger flew. I had the potential to be one of those parents!
This awakening dismayed me as much as it intrigued me. My personal code of conduct had no room for un-sportsman-like behavior, and I pitied, somewhat contemptuously, the aggressive stage mother model. Well, as Walt Kelly, the Pogo comic strip creator so aptly put it, "We have seen the enemy, and he is us!" Intellectually I knew that behaving badly, even bad behavior born of the best intentions and motherly love, wasn't going to benefit Eli one bit. I liked the thrill of cheering on the team, but didn't like the confrontational behavior I saw developing in myself. I had to find a way to reconcile the Amazonian warrior queen with Lady Astor.
Learning to appreciate the primal origin of the behavior was Part One. I was still a wonderful person. A wonderful person who loves her boy like crazy, but doesn't have to GO crazy doing it! The primal instinct of a mother allows us to hear the water boiling in the next room, to know how not to push the swing too high, to respond to the newborn cries that start the milk flowing. This is a wonderful thing. Cherish it and be thankful for it.
The competitive nature of motherhood, properly channeled, is also a good thing. We care if our kids aren't doing as well as they could and we push them for their own good. We try to position them in places that will benefit them. We look out for unfairness and call it when we see it. The same spark that makes us want to stop the baby crying allows us to advocate for her later. My own mother stepped in when I wasn't chosen for the concert choir in high school, because she knew I had a great voice and was already taking private voice lessons. She thought the director had not been aware of that. Into the concert choir I went, and majored in vocal performance in college. We do have to choose our battles wisely, though. Sparks can start fires.
So, I learned to love my internal Olympias, without resorting to treason, murder and mayhem as she did. I respect motherhood in a way I never had before, realizing the powerful drive we have to promote our offspring and the responsibility we have to "keep it clean." My son's class in pre-school made paper-plate angels one Christmas. The angels were all lined up on a table when I came to pick him up, and I cooed, "Oooooh, look at all the beautiful angels!" My sweet 3-year-old corrected me: "No Mama, dey are Mudders." This Mudder on the sidelines is determined to be more angelic. Gotta run....I thought I saw a bad call.
Heather M. Hunt is a native of Duluth, Minnesota. Growing up in a household that valued reading, she read everything she could get her hands on, and now writes essays that express her growth as a woman and mother.
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Women's Triathlon TRI Suit $88 Fit to Move… Our sleek tri suit gets you moving with all the features you need on race day. The smart design includes a secure power mesh shelf bra, front snaplock zipper, lightly padded chamois insert, handy back zip pocket, back mesh insert, flatlock |
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Snowmobile Boots $54.99 White Dot Snowmobile Boots Cold comfort rated to -70? Removable insulated 3M liner Aggressive outer sole Reflective piping on back for safety Leather upper with heavy duty lace rings Gas & oil resistant Women's Sizing: Men's 6 = Women's 8 Men's 7 = Women's 9 Men's 8 = Women's 10 Men's 9 = Women's 11 Men's 10 = Women's 12 **Closeouts are limited to stock on hand** |
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Women's Triathlon TRI Suit with Print Inserts $88 Bring it On… Our sleek print-accented tri suit outfits you for performance. The feature-packed design with mesh back insert and floral print panels sports a secure power mesh shelf bra, front snaplock zipper, contrast neckband and zipper tape, lightly p |
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AquaSport Crossback Tank Suit $74.96 "Here are the two best reasons to buy this suit. First, it looks great on and feels equally good, with amazing support. We designed the cross back to flatter your back with a cute cutout, but more importantly, to be easy on-and-off. In addition, we designed it with full coverage at the underarm and leg, but with without any restriction of movement. The front double fabric shelf bra connects to the back strap system for nice control in this very popular plus size suit. But the second reason you’ll love this suit is that it lasts longer than any other suit you’ve ever worn. Aquasport has NO spandex, so it can’t break down the way most suits do in chlorine. It dries very fast, and fades very slowly. The “mechanical� stretch is comfy, but not quite as controlling as our spandex/lycra options. 50 UPF UV Sun Protection. " |
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Seashell Crossback Suit with Binding $49.95 "The most flattering plus size athletic tank you’ll ever wear. You’ll love the freedom of the X-back style for swimming. The front inset avoids water scooping when you are powering through the water. The side bust coverage is plus size perfect and the leg conservative but comfy. The back is a little higher for support and coverage, and the wide piped straps are striking. Inside our unique swim bra design, utilizes a special power mesh swim aqua bra system that combines under bust support with around-the-body sport bra construction for a natural but defined bust line. You’ll be amazed at how secure you feel in this plus size suit! We’ve made this plus size swimsuit from our best Nylon/high-spandex fabric with extra chlorine resistance. The thicker fabric offers elegant support and control. Wear for aqua activities, or simply look great lounging on a beach." |
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Snowmobile Sports Women's Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 Snowmobile design for the enthusiasts: Great snowmobile picture shirts and mug with the TEXT: I'D RATHER BE SNOWMOBILING Sports Women's Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The women's Dark T-shirt is comfortable, casual, and classy. The shirt is simple, flattering and will quickly become a favorite. The pre-shrunk 100% cotton is soft and durable.5.6 oz 100% cotton. Standard Fit. |
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QuikEnergy High-Performance Spa Suit $89.95 "Simple yet perfect! Swim and enjoy the spa in confidence. Beautifully fit for the plus size woman with comfortable wide straps, a high neck and back that won’t scoop water, and a conservative leg opening that won’t ride up. All-around-the-body shelf bra finishes off this comfy, supportive suit. The fabric is thicker and substantial with an extra-high Lycra content for nice support and control. Quick-drying, breathable fabric wicks away sweat and protects the skin from the sun with 50 UPF UV Protection. (Also available in a long-torso length, see Style #537509.)" |
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Chlorine Neutralizing Suit Solutions $9.95 "Extend the life of your swimwear with this gentle cleanser. Mild, suds-free soap lightly cleans and freshens your suits, neutralizing chlorine without breaking down fibers. 8 oz. " |
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Seashell Shirred One-Piece Swim Suit $67.46 "With an elegant retro appeal, this shirred front one-piece tank is incredibly flattering with superior control. It elongates and softens your form. The angled sweetheart neckline adds to the feminine appeal. Beautiful angled back straps provide maximum back appeal. Inside is complete support from around-the body, fully-lined QuikShape power mesh. Secure bust support comes from the inner powermesh shelf bra with removable soft cups and soft brushed elastic for no-chafe comfort, making this plus size suit also prosthesis friendly. Conservative leg. 50 UPF UV Sun Protection." |
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got snowmobile? Funny Women's Dark Pajamas by CafePress $39.5 got snowmobile? Funny Women's Dark Pajamas Get your beauty rest in style with this comfy women's pajama set. These cozy pj's come with your choice of a soft pink/black or white/black plaid flannel bottom, plus your choice of black or white tee top. The custom, personalized pajamas also make great |
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Funny Snowmobile Sports Women's Raglan Hoodie by CafePress $34 Shopping for a unique humorous gift for a snowmobile fanatic this holiday season? These Snowmobling t-shirts gifts make the perfect Christmas presents for snowmobilers. Sports Women's Raglan Hoodie Our Womenrsquo;s Raglan Hoodie is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, so it feels great against the skin. This zip up hoodie is side-seamed for a contoured fit. Itrsquo;s an easy way to look great after a workout, or hanging out in comfort. Preshrun |
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Funny Snowmobile Sports Women's Zip Hoodie by CafePress $39.5 Shopping for a unique amp; humorous gift for a snowmobile fanatic this holiday season? These quot;Snowmoblingquot; t-shirts amp; gifts make the perfect Christmas presents for snowmobilers. Sports Women's Zip Hoodie It's hip. And it zips. Which means you can look great and stay toasty-warm in this soft zip-up fleece hooded sweatshirt from Hanes. And when things heat up, it slips off with quick pull on the jam resistant zipper.8 oz. fleece blend 80% cotton/ |
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Snowmobile Mom Sports Women's Zip Hoodie by CafePress $39.5 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com You're jackpot for snowmobile t-shirts gifts. We have a wide variety of designs styles - we're sure to have more than you even wanted Sports Women's Zip Hoodie It's hip. And it zips. Which means you can look great and stay toasty-warm in this soft zip-up fleece hooded sweatshirt from Hanes. And when things heat up, it slips off with quick pull on the jam resistant zipper.8 oz. fleece blend 80% cotton/ |
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Snowmobile Goddess Sports Women's Raglan Hoodie by CafePress $34 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com It's your one-stop-shop for snowmobile gifts Sports Women's Raglan Hoodie Our Womenrsquo;s Raglan Hoodie is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, so it feels great against the skin. This zip up hoodie is side-seamed for a contoured fit. Itrsquo;s an easy way to look great after a workout, or hanging out in comfort. Preshrun |
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Eat Sleep Snowmobile Hobbies Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 Eat Sleep snowmobile. That's all I want to do is Eat Sleep and snowmobile. Do you know someone like that? Get this great t-shirt shirt or tee that says Eat Sleep snowmobile on it. Makes a great gift Hobbies Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.5.5 oz. 10 |
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QuikEnergy High-Performance Long Torso Tall Spa Suit $67.46 "Simple yet perfect! Swim and enjoy the spa in confidence, now in a long-torso length. Beautifully fit for the plus size woman with comfortable wide straps, a high neck and back that won’t scoop water, and a conservative leg opening that won’t ride up. All-around-the- body shelf bra finishes off this comfy, supportive suit. The fabric is thicker and substantial with an extra-high Lycra content for nice support and control. Quick-drying, breathable fabric wicks away sweat and protects the skin from the sun with 50 UPF UV Protection. (Also available in an average length, see Style # 537508.)" |
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Snowmobile Sports Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 Snowmobile design for the enthusiasts: Great snowmobile picture shirts and mug with the TEXT: I'D RATHER BE SNOWMOBILING Sports Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.5.5 oz. 10 |
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QuikEnergy Princess Seamed One Piece Tank Suit $109.95 "Sporty one-piece plus size tank features scoop-neck at front and back, with contrast coloring at neckline, armholes and princess seams. Flat-lock seams never chafe. Inside is an around-the-body supportive sport bra with sewn in soft cups for extra support and coverage. Conservative leg. Quick-drying, moisture-wicking QuikEnergy is a high-content Lycra that provides excellent support. 50 UPF UV Sun Protection." |
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Snowmobile Problem Sports Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26.5 My drinking buddies have a snowmobile problem. Sports Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's v-neck dark tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Jet Snowmobile $39.99 Jet Snowmobile - Giclee Print |
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Couple on a Snowmobile $24.99 Couple on a Snowmobile - Photographic Print |
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Teddies with Snowmobile $49.99 Teddies with Snowmobile - Giclee Print |
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Man on Snowmobile $24.99 Man on Snowmobile - Photographic Print |
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Eat My Flakes Snowmobile Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26.5 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com It's your one-stop-shop for snowmobile gifts Snowmobile Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's v-neck dark tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Christmas Snowmobile Cute Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 This reindeer is really driving Santa's sled for Christmas Cute snowmobiling reindeer makes a great stocking stuffer or gift for a snowmobile rider. Christmas ornaments, cards, t-shirts gifts Cute Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.5.5 oz. 10 |
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Eat, Sleep, Snowmobile Sports Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt by CafePress $23 Eat, Sleep, Snowmobile t-shirts, stickers, license plate frames, and gifts. Sports Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Get into sporty, stylin' casual comfort with our Women's Cap Sleeve Raglan. Looks great on the go or just hangin' out. Made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton that gets even softer with each washing.6.1 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton 1x1 rib. |
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iSled Snowmobile Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 Get many more snowmobiling gifts at SledderWear.com Snowmobile Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.5.5 oz. 10 |
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Snowmobile Mom Sports Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com You're jackpot for snowmobile t-shirts gifts. We have a wide variety of designs styles - we're sure to have more than you even wanted Sports Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.5.5 oz. 10 |
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Peace Love Snowmobile Funny Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt by CafePress $23 Peace, Love, Snowmobile. Get this fun and peaceful geek design on great t-shirts, stickers amp; much more. They also make great gifts Funny Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Get into sporty, stylin' casual comfort with our Women's Cap Sleeve Raglan. Looks great on the go or just hangin' out. Made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton that gets even softer with each washing.6.1 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton 1x1 rib. |
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Peace Love Snowmobile Funny Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 Peace, Love, Snowmobile. Get this fun and peaceful geek design on great t-shirts, stickers amp; much more. They also make great gifts Funny Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.5.5 oz. 10 |
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Some Girls...Snowmobile Sports Women's Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com You're jackpot for snowmobile t-shirts gifts. We have a wide variety of designs styles - we're sure to have more than you even wanted Sports Women's Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The women's Dark T-shirt is comfortable, casual, and classy. The shirt is simple, flattering and will quickly become a favorite. The pre-shrunk 100% cotton is soft and durable.5.6 oz 100% cotton. Standard Fit. |
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Snow Princes Snowmobile Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 Snow princess, Snow, Snow Girl Snowmobile Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.5.5 oz. 10 |
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Snowmobile Chick Cute Cute Women's Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 A pretty design says Snowmobile chick that's a perfect fit for any snow loving woman. Cute Women's Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The women's Dark T-shirt is comfortable, casual, and classy. The shirt is simple, flattering and will quickly become a favorite. The pre-shrunk 100% cotton is soft and durable.5.6 oz 100% cotton. Standard Fit. |
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Snowmobile NUDE Humor Baseball Jersey by CafePress $32.5 Snowmobile NUDE - Show the World your NTUZ Humor Baseball Jersey Our 100% cotton Baseball Jersey is a sporty hit with both men and women whether you're in the game or just looking the part in great run-around casual-wear. Choose red, blue or black sleeves. 6.1 oz. 100% heavyweight cotton. Standard f |
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Sexy Woman - Snowmobile Sports Women's Zip Hoodie by CafePress $39.5 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com You're jackpot for snowmobile t-shirts gifts. We have a wide variety of designs styles - we're sure to have more than you even wanted Sports Women's Zip Hoodie It's hip. And it zips. Which means you can look great and stay toasty-warm in this soft zip-up fleece hooded sweatshirt from Hanes. And when things heat up, it slips off with quick pull on the jam resistant zipper.8 oz. fleece blend 80% cotton/ |
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Some Girls...Snowmobile Sports Women's Raglan Hoodie by CafePress $34 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com You're jackpot for snowmobile t-shirts gifts. We have a wide variety of designs styles - we're sure to have more than you even wanted Sports Women's Raglan Hoodie Our Womenrsquo;s Raglan Hoodie is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, so it feels great against the skin. This zip up hoodie is side-seamed for a contoured fit. Itrsquo;s an easy way to look great after a workout, or hanging out in comfort. Preshrun |
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Snowmobile Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt by CafePress $32.5 Our 100% cotton, women's plus size v-neck tee is luxuriously soft. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides the perfect shape.5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton Snowmobile Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton, women's plus size v-neck tee is luxuriously soft. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides the perfect shape.5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton |
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Snowmobile Patriotic Flag of Snowmobiles Women's L Sports Women's Light T-Shirt by CafePress $22 Snowmobile Flag Tee Shirt, Show your pride in America while wearing a tee shirt in Red White and Blue and Snowmobiles. Snowmobiling is FUN Sports Women's Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Our 100% cotton women's tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.5.6 oz. 100% cotton. Standard fit. |
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Some Girls...Snowmobile Sports Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt by CafePress $23 Get this design, and many more, at SledderWear.com You're jackpot for snowmobile t-shirts gifts. We have a wide variety of designs styles - we're sure to have more than you even wanted Sports Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Get into sporty, stylin' casual comfort with our Women's Cap Sleeve Raglan. Looks great on the go or just hangin' out. Made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton that gets even softer with each washing.6.1 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton 1x1 rib. |



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